My little banquet of chaos...

The universal skeptic would say that how is nothing but a question of why.
I am a traveler of both time and space, and a swimmer of dreams.
Without futher ado, let me fulfill what should be the first duty of any gentleman...
...and introduce myself. The name is Atmey... Luke Atmey!

[Independent/Dead Account.]

pink-sweater:

Actually I could just make this account independent for future use if I really feel like it. Just no need to hog something I barely use.

Yeah.

Just informing everyone that this is a dead account.

Unfollow at your desire.

-Krissy

nick-in-a-box:

acedetective started following you

Mr.Atmey. How’s life in prison,Pinocchio?

I was hoping that, considering you followed me in the first place, that I would receive a bit more polite greeting, Sir Lawyer… Or is it Sir Ex-Lawyer?

Really, all you copies running about can drive a man mad with confusion… Not that I am either, mad or confused.

(via nick-in-a-box-deactivated201109)

Anonymous asked: Don't worry, Mr. Atmey, everyone knows that YOU are the true Ace Detective, not that phony.

I seem to be a bit behind on my messages again.

But I certainly appreciate your appropriate input.

theacedetective:

Why would I attempt to mock myself, Mister Atmey?

Common logic is pointless here.

This… I…. What on earth have I gotten into….?!

theacedetective:

Then cease your aimless absurdity of narrow-mindedness.

[He gives a short sigh.] As I said before, we are obviously alternate versions of each other. I, myself, have met two of Miss Fey, and several of Mister Wright. Will you accept that, or must I continue?

That… That’s preposterous! Completely illogical! Defies common logic!

Stop attempting to mock me!

theacedetective:

I should say the same to you!

If you were a real Ace Detective, you would know the true rules of a gentlemanly battle!

Of course I do!

…I would attempt to give a swift slap with a glove, but it’s a bit difficult to remove at the moment. The button’s stuck….

theacedetective:

Let’s assume a time paradox, then. For simplicity’s sake.

This is quite a perplexing puzzle.

I refuse to share my image with anyone else! The Ace Detective title is reserved to myself and only I!

It would be best to step down before I provide you with a swift vocal lashing and embarrass you in front of all your friends! (or lack thereof..)

theacedetective:

acedetective started following you

… Why are you attempting to impersonate me?

Or are you simply another time paradox alternate self?

Ha!

From what I can gather, you are obviously the imitation. And quite a cheap one, I must say.